Colonel: Sergeant Davis, can I ask you something?

Sergeant Davis: Of course Sir.

Colonel: Can you look after my son?

Sergeant Davis: What do you mean sir?

The colonel begins to explain but he is interrupted by the radio operator who waves both him and the sergeant over frantically. They rush towards him as he switches the output to the speakers and a voice echoes out to their unbelieving ears.

We still have no confirmed reports but from what we are hearing the Russian fleet on the west coast has been destroyed.

The colonel looks at the radio operator who explains: This is from the UK, so their west coast is our east