There, now, my own pet Zombie.

He looks to the others concerned. He didn’t have time to do anything with them, and the clock was ticking.

You lot unfortunately, I know for a fact that if I leave you to go free some “Saving Private Ryan” poetic irony will come into play and you will be the very motherfuckers that actually get me killed. I know this for a fact, I’ve seen that movie a hundred times.

The opening scene was the reason I joined the Army in the first place if you really want to know… That’s kinda interesting isn’t it? Girls always said it was weird and I shouldn’t tell people that story, and I can kinda understand their point, a scene where thousands